Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
"Hey, stop crying. I’ll take care of you, Stevie. Always."
Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky. I don’t think I could’ve done it without him.
pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly
im telling pizza
i’m a little offended
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
Sorry I don’t have my hw done today professor im just too busy not giving a fuck