if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me
Someone is playing “Heat Of The Moment” outside, and I am very uncomfortable because it isn’t Tuesday.
Or is it?
I stay at my moms house for my brother and he constantly treats me like shit. I’m so tired of it.
my absolute favorite
"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl
"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party